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Bad cheesy pick up lines
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Name: Lanae

Age: 25
City: Snow Lake
Hair: Dyed black
Relation Type: Friends Wanting Online Dating Match
Seeking: Wanting Sexy Meeting
Relationship Status: Dowager


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Do you have a boyfriend? Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

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