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You want to play tug-of-war sometime? I thought it was hump day… I am looking for a leash-free relationship. When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment! I came here looking for a little tail.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar? Source: Courtesy of author Move over, Casanova. Do you pee here often?
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine. You smell so familiar It was love at first sniff. Sniff my butt.
These are the perfect pickup lines for a pup to find ruv in the dog park. You had me at ruff.
Hey there, beautiful You smell so familiar Sniff my butt. Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
38 cheesy pickup lines for you and your dog
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you. Can I get you a tennis ball? Protip: If you don't already have a canine - get one!
I miss you more than my balls. With your adorable puppy, the hunter as become the hunted, you are now the one being picked up! Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
I came here looking for a little tail. I want to have your litter of puppies.
I love to be pawed. You make me want to be a more obedient dog. You make me want to be a more obedient dog. Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
Because you sure are a winner to me. What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her Wanna go pee up some lamppost? Can I get you a tennis ball?
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone. My favorite position is doggie-style.
Get your woof on
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat? Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me? Get your woof on Do you pee here often? I am looking for a leash-free relationship. Your bark is contagious.